Don't worry Mom, I didn't say "Hey, can I fix your mullet?" I was actually polite and asked within the appropriate realm of client consultation and was as professional as I know how to be... Promise.

Gross...

Just to let everyone know: antibiotics can really make for messy diapers. It's 2:00 in the morning and that is all I have to say on that topic.

P.S. I need male volunteers for haircuts. I seem to be giving every man in my chair the 'Randy.' I'd like to venture beyond that but I need some heads of hair to work with. I can only cut my mannequin so many times. I've developed a 'Richard' too. Now, I know of a family that has lots of boys... especially two older ones that can sit still in a chair.... Maybe you could persuade them to let me have a go? hmmm? I'll even come to you!

I actually cut a mullet off a man this week and I think I injured his ego... I could tell he felt like I was removing an actual limb. I did ask first so I guess it's ok. The mullet removal is referred to as the 'Donald.' I softened the blow by letting him know that it would make him look younger (which it most definitely did!!) The other man I did it too didn't take it so well. I don't think he was aware that he had been sporting a mullet at all actually. I asked that time too but I made the mistake of saying the word 'mullet.' Ooops. Apparently they exist but are not spoken of.... Mullets are a travesty. That's all I have to say about that.