More happy news

I'm an auntie again! Congrats to Abby who swears that now she has one boy and one girl she is done... Sounds like someone I know.

If only I had a camera...

I looked down at my phone while at school today. There was a text with an urgent message: "I just thought you should know your daughter tried to cut her hair." Hmmm. At least it said "tried" meaning that she wasn't successful. No big deal. I went back to what I had been doing.

Not so.

Sideswept bangs will soon be found at our house. Too bad I swore off cutting Mickey's hair. This repair job will probably hurt her feelings. How do I explain that Mommy has to fix her beautiful cutting job? She was just trying to do what I do... and for some reason she is convinced that her hair will now grow long, "all the way down here" (down to her bum.)

And please, everyone who knows Randy, please pressure him to blog about a few recent inicidents: paper towel diapers, hair cuts with Mikayla, Daddy- you have two choices. Pick one., and more. Only he could share such goodies. The paper towel diaper during Priesthood is by far my recent favorite!

On a happy note- I bought 15 lbs of ground beef for 85 cents per pound.... Shopping at midnight pays. Kroger loves me.

Don't worry Mom, I didn't say "Hey, can I fix your mullet?" I was actually polite and asked within the appropriate realm of client consultation and was as professional as I know how to be... Promise.

Gross...

Just to let everyone know: antibiotics can really make for messy diapers. It's 2:00 in the morning and that is all I have to say on that topic.

P.S. I need male volunteers for haircuts. I seem to be giving every man in my chair the 'Randy.' I'd like to venture beyond that but I need some heads of hair to work with. I can only cut my mannequin so many times. I've developed a 'Richard' too. Now, I know of a family that has lots of boys... especially two older ones that can sit still in a chair.... Maybe you could persuade them to let me have a go? hmmm? I'll even come to you!

I actually cut a mullet off a man this week and I think I injured his ego... I could tell he felt like I was removing an actual limb. I did ask first so I guess it's ok. The mullet removal is referred to as the 'Donald.' I softened the blow by letting him know that it would make him look younger (which it most definitely did!!) The other man I did it too didn't take it so well. I don't think he was aware that he had been sporting a mullet at all actually. I asked that time too but I made the mistake of saying the word 'mullet.' Ooops. Apparently they exist but are not spoken of.... Mullets are a travesty. That's all I have to say about that.